Aside from the fact that the design on this laundry detergent is a blatant rip-off on Tide, it contains some highly amusing pieces of Engrish. I think my favorite on this side is “Helps everybody feeling brand new!”. So I guess if you’re feeling brand-new already, your clothes will get clean. However, if you’re feeling just a little down-and-out with the times, boo on you, no improvement.
The other side has the clear winner, though. It says “Caution: Harmful if addicted.”
Ah, so I can use it until I’m addicted then. Or eat it? Or drink it? Or use it to water my gardens? As long as I’m not addicted. Excellent.