Me: Hey Sabsy, can I take your picture. You know, for my 365 Project?
Sabsy: If you must… I guess.
M: Would you make a face like your t-shirt?
S: [Looks down] How the hey do I do that? My t-shirt is just eyes!
M: Just, you know, look to the side or something.
S: [Hides face and looks up]