The new ALT, Jeff, recently bought some gamecube controllers to go with his Wii. He’s got Super Smash Brothers, so of course Nat-chan and I decided that an EXCELLENT Saturday would involve playing video games, drinking beer, and eating pizza and cake. It was excellent. My favorite part of the night was not when I won (which I did once!), but rather every time I picked up a random object and said, “What does this do?” and the boys would scream with fear. AHAHAHAHA. I am a genius.